Casting an Adam Sandler motion picture for every single NFL mentor

I have experienced around 24 several hours to ruminate on Dwelling Team, the film that has Kevin James actively playing Sean Payton in the most preposterous instance of sports film casting in latest history.

So several people today are thinking “How did this even transpire?” and the remedy is basic: Adam Sandler. Sandler’s “Happy Madison” is creating the movie, and if there is just one point we know about Sandler, it is that he will do always put his close friends in films. Sandler is basically the finest buddy anyone could at any time have if you are an actor, since he’s heading to retain you performing without end — even if it makes no perception. Like, I dunno, Kevin James actively playing Sean Payton.

This acquired me contemplating. What if Sandler was commissioned to make films about Each NFL team’s coach. What the heck would that look like? Now, keep in thoughts we’re not hoping to solid actually superior folks for the part. We’re seeking to replicate James as Payton in this article, so it has to be men and women Sandler utilizes in his flicks time, and time once more — irrespective of no matter if they in good shape or not.

• Arizona Cardinals: Kliff Kingsbury played by … Nick Swardson
• Atlanta Falcons: Arthur Smith performed by … Kevin James
• Baltimore Ravens: John Harbaugh played by … Christopher McDonald

• Buffalo Payments: Sean McDermott performed by … Michael Chiklis
• Carolina Panthers: Matt Rhule played by … Dan Patrick
• Chicago Bears: Matt Nagy performed by … Kevin James
• Cincinnati Bengals: Zac Taylor played by … David Spade
• Cleveland Browns: Kevin Stefanski played by … Dave Matthews
• Dallas Cowboys: Mike McCarthy played by … Kevin James
• Denver Broncos: Vic Fangio played by … John Turturro

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• Detroit Lions: Dan Campbell performed by … Jon Lovitz
• Inexperienced Bay Packers: Matt LeFleur played by … Andy Samberg
• Houston Texans: David Culley performed by … Kevin James
• Indianapolis Colts: Frank Reich performed by … Dustin Hoffman
• Jacksonville Jaguars: City Meyer performed by … Steve Buscemi
• Kansas Town Chiefs: Andy Reid performed by … Kevin James
• Las Vegas Raiders: Prosperous Bisaccia played by … Peter Dante
• Los Angeles Chargers: Brandon Staley played by … Chris Kattan
• Los Angeles Rams: Sean McVay performed by … Dana Carvey
• Miami Dolphins: Brian Flores performed by … Kevin Hart
• Minnesota Vikings: Mike Zimmer played by … Kevin James
• New England Patriots: Bill Belichick performed by … Christopher Walken

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• New York Giants: Joe Decide played by … Adam Sandler
• New York Jets: Robert Saleh played by … Adam Sandler
• Philadelphia Eagles: Nick Siriani performed by … Rob Schneider
• Pittsburgh Steelers: Mike Tomlin performed by … Chris Rock
• San Francisco 49ers: Kyle Shanahan played by … Chris Parnell
• Seattle Seahawks: Pete Carroll played by … Henry Winkler
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Bruce Arians played by … Brian Cox
• Tennessee Titans: Mike Vrabel played by … Colin Quinn
• Washington Football Workforce: Ron Rivera performed by … Kevin James